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Please speak correct English

November 8th, 2007 at 11:04 pm

It is not "supposUBly." It is "supposEDly."

It is not "ValentiMe's Day." It is "ValentiNes's Day."

It is not "taking a different taCT." It is "taking a different taCK."

It is not "your welcome." It is "you're welcome."

Ugh. Sorry for that. I had to put it somewhere or I would have exploded on some co-wokers.

34 Responses to “Please speak correct English”

  1. kimiko Says:
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    You know, I'm always very conscious of my English and thought that my communication skill is quite poor compare with the average American out there. Seeing this gives me a lot of confidence Smile

  2. Broken Arrow Says:
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    You know what? I never knew it was "Tack" not "Tact". Thanks for clarifying that. Big Grin

    As for my Engrish, yeah, it's always been bad, but I do the best I can not to upset too many people.

    Bad spellers of the world, untie!

  3. littlemama Says:
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    BA, you're a hoot!

  4. cptacek Says:
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    Thanks, littlemama, you could have said "your a hoot" Smile
    Taking a different tack comes from sailing. Something about if the wind is from the North and you want to go North, you can use your sails to go a little to the north east and then a little to the north west, and eventually you will get north.

    Oh, and one more thing. The monster's name is NOT Frankenstein. Frankenstein is the scientist who MADE the monster. The monster's name is Adam.

  5. annab Says:
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    My peeve is "forte" pronounced as "for-tay", as in "Spelling is not my forte." It just bugs me for ages, because "for-tay" is for the musical term (means loud, as opposed to piano meaning soft).

    But a strong point is pronounced "fort" like a fortress: a place of strength.

    Seriously, it makes me gnash my teeth to hear "for-tay". I wonder -- just how loud did you want your spelling to be?

  6. baselle Says:
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    Mine are:

    loose being used interchangeably with lose.
    using less to modify the decrease of everything - less people, etc. The classic "15 items or less" just kills me! If you can count it, its fewer, not less.
    And then there's they're, their, and there. There!

  7. koppur Says:
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    The word is not Liberry. The word is LIBRARY!

    It's not a fruit people!

    (That's my biggie I hate)
    Oh yeah, and axe instead of ask.

  8. Ima saver Says:
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    I was just going to say axe instead of ask. I have heard school teaches say, I was going to axe you a question!!

  9. ME Says:
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    8 results for: forte

    Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1) - Cite This Source - Share This
    forte1 /fɔrt, foʊrt or, for 1, ˈfɔrteɪ/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation or /foʊrt/ is increasingly heard, especially from younger educated speakers, perhaps owing to confusion with the musical term forte, pronounced in English as /ˈfɔrteɪ/. Both the one- and two-syllable pronunciations of forte are now considered standard.

  10. tiki Says:
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    I'm with you--my current peeve is "definately." I keep wanting to tell people, Hey, there's definitely no a in definitely!

    BTW, couldn't help but notice--it's (St.) Valentine's day...no plural, just one possessive.

    Tiki-former English major and current PITA ;-)

  11. terri77 Says:
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    Doesn't bother me. I don't get hung up on other people's grammar or use of English. I do have other pet peeves though!

  12. Caoineag Says:
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    Forte is an issue for me simply because its a slaughtered French word, le fort. Le fort would sound like for. If forte was spelled that way en francais, it would be for-tay. Hence, having had French, I pronounce it following French grammar rules.

    Americans slaughter a lot of words and then throw fits when no one pronounces them according to our standards. *Sigh*

  13. cptacek Says:
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    Good catch. I did put Valentines's Day, didn't I?

  14. tiki Says:
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    We all mess up sometimes! Good topic, cptacek, I could yak about this stuff all day...

  15. annab Says:
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    ok...so what is it? "fort", "for-tay" or "for"?

    Since you can't hear me say it, I'll use it here...as you can see, the pronunciation is not my forte. Big Grin

  16. ceejay74 Says:
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    My husband hates when people say "literally" when they mean "figuratively" (I literally died of fright)--though really they shouldn't say either, since people will know it's figurative--you're talking to them! :-)

    It's just a natural tendency to want to describe things more with adverbs--like the newish tendency to add "physically" to things that are obviously done "physically." (I had to physically carry the package to the other room.) Or to add it to things that are done by the computer (This program physically saves the files on two drives at once.) Although I guess it uses the laws of physics, as do most things, it seems incorrect. (I'm confused--what does "physically" even mean? I've written the word too often now!)

    Anyway, great topic! I'm a proofreader who sometimes thinks the world doesn't care anymore, so I love seeing people get worked up about words--it means I have some job security! :-)

  17. cptacek Says:
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    Oh, yeah, and I hate it when you are talking to someone, and the person says they sent an email or an instant message to someone else, and they mime typing. Like you can't figure out that the person had to use the keyboard to IM someone.

    But, um, I'm guilty of that too, and as soon as I realize I am doing it, I stop in mid-keystroke. Smile

  18. luxliving Says:
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    Food is not 'healthy', it is 'healthful'.


    If it were healthy it means my tomato could do a 100
    push-ups with out getting out of breath. Big Grin

  19. Boefixepa Says:
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    LOL....I HATE it when people can not use proper subject/verb agreements!!!

    We was a great couple. AAGGGHHHHHH

    Were people were a great couple

    I is a ____________....

    Am people AM!!!! Where did you learn to speak!!!!

    I'm not sure why it bothers me so much. It really gets to me when I see/hear it on commericals. There is a used car dealership in the area which specializes in helping people with no or bad credit get financing for cars. They have actual customers do little sales pitches and it never fails that they do this! It makes me cring every time and I never want to go there, not that I would, because it seems to be they are looking for uneducated people who can not speak!!

  20. Nic Says:
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    As long as people are communicating in a respectful manner, I don't care. Mispronounce or misspell...the world is not going to end.

  21. moi aussi Says:
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    The think that really gets me is when people say
    "I Aks you"
    Hello! English is not even my first language, but people speaking their own language wrong really annoys me.

  22. GED Girl Says:
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    Ok, I am 39 and just learned recently about supposedly! But I quit high school in the 10th grade and got a GED, what do you expect? But the language that gets to me is when people say they want to date someone who has 'a sense of humor' or 'don't get an attitude with me'. Everyone has a sense of humor, what you really want is someone to have the same sense of humor as yourself. You always have an 'attitude' good or bad. No one mentioned across/acrost bedroom/betroom.

  23. Caroline Says:
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    ridiculous, not rediculous

    I really hate that.

  24. cptacek Says:
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    It is not "for all intensive purposes."

    It is "for all intents and purposes."

  25. tiki Says:
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    Oh, good one, cptacek!

  26. denisentexas Says:
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    Okay, I'm late joining this one but I have to contribute! One of my peeves is heard in this area daily. It goes something like this:

    Customer: Do you have iced tea?

    Young high school graduate fast food employee: No, but Burger King do.

    Do what? Burger King do? What is wrong with these kids??

    There are many others, including those mentioned here but it would take me days to share them all. Wink

  27. cptacek Says:
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    I hate:
    Up to 50% off or more!

    This could mean 1% off, or 5% off, or 25% off or 37% off or 48% off or 60% off or 85% off or 99% off. I mean, it is the entire range from 0 to 100, right? This means nothing!

  28. baselle Says:
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    The other adverb that I hate now because of overuse is actually. I've heard it over and over on NPR. Stop it, NPR!

    And the use of so, especially when used as then. so this and so that. Biggest user: me. Wink Now I'm trying to budget my "so-s"

  29. cptacek Says:
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    People who get surgery so they can hear get "cochlear" implants, not "nuclear" implants. (I heard this from a nurse.)

  30. leeza Says:
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    isn't it "anyway"
    -not "anyways" ?

    I like when signs say " .50 cents! " GREAT! that means I don't even pay 1 penny!

  31. cptacek Says:
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    If you are putting a sarcastic blog post up, and want to indicate to everyone that you are done being sarcastic, use /sarc (or /sarcasm). Don't use /sarc off or /sarcasm off. Because the / in front of the word or phrase MEANS off. So /sarc off actually indicates that "sarcasm off" is off, i.e., that you are starting the sarcasm.

  32. cptacek Says:
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    they're, their, there. Does anybody on the internet know how to use these?

  33. cptacek Says:
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    A eunuch is a male that has been castrated, which means his testicles have been removed. It has nothing to do with his wee wee.

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