Ok, I hope don't hurt anyone's feelings, but I have to say this. It has been bugging me for a while.
If you have to proclaim from the rooftops that you are something, that means that you aren't.
Jenny, you ain't from the block no more.
Faith, you used to be from Mississippi, but that ship has sailed. You are no longer a country girl. Having to write a song saying that you are means you aren't.
If you have to tell everyone you are a celebrity, you aren't. You may have a following, and good for you. But, geez, Rachel Ray is a celebrity. Emeril is a celebrity. Wolfgang Puck. Martha Stewart. You aren't.
I'm guilty of it too. When I was 18 I worked at a grain elevator. There was a guy there who was in his late 20s and I thought he was cute. Every time I saw him, I spouted off about how "I'm not that young." Of course I was, if I was saying that. Like a 4 year old stomping their foot yelling "I am too old enough!"
I'm kind of a Big Deal around here
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LOL - Look out, you may now be a jealous folk who is "razzing"! We know who you are and where you hail from! Quick, call security!
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Love,
Bologna
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And another thing, don on those sunglasses so the bulbs from the flashing papparazzi don't blind you! You won't be able to blog.
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I think this all started because she wasn't in charge of her own blog. Her publicist put the most annoying things on there, IMO. I would love to hear about her real life, not the life the publicist wants us to see.
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